yoda: dont anaconda my

(Source: owned-online, via sniffing)

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

(via confirmance)

rnedia:

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

can people stop reblogging this with their actual nicknames in middle school because i swear to you i really don’t give a shit

(Source: neptunain, via sniffing)

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

(via joshpeck)

bomshells:

Barbara Palvin ph. by Emmanuelle Haugue, 2010

(via lohanthony)

heyitspj:

VISA was doing a campaign today

(via lohanthony)

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat